๐ Meme Super Fund Coin Cycle Capital ๐
We Only Buy High And Sell Higher! ๐
As seen on r/wallstreetbets and your wife's boyfriend's TikTok! ๐ฆ
๐ Our Diamond Hands Strategy ๐
We YOLO your investment into the dankest meme coins using advanced technical analysis (we look at rocket emojis on Twitter and count diamond hands in Discord).
420%
Annual Returns*
(Trust me bro)
69
Active Investments
(Nice)
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Potential Gains
(Not Financial Adviceโข)
*Past performance doesn't guarantee future results, but memes are forever ๐คช
๐ค Our Advanced Trading Algorithms ๐ค
- ๐ฎ ElonTweetBot 3000: Buys anything Elon tweets about (even by accident)
- ๐ฆ APE Intelligence: Monitors Reddit sentiment using advanced "rocket emoji counting" technology
- ๐ฎ GameStonk Predictor: If it's trending on WallStreetBets, we're all in!
- ๐ Rainbow Chart Analysis: Green means buy, Red means buy more!
๐ง Investment Philosophy ๐ง
- ๐ฐ Buy high, sell higher (this is financial advice)*
- ๐๏ธ HODL until Lambo (or Honda Civic, we're not picky)
- ๐ค Trust me broโข investment strategy
- ๐ 1 Doge = 1 Doge (always has been)
- ๐ Red charts just mean it's on sale!
- ๐ If your hands aren't diamond, you're doing it wrong
- ๐ฆ Apes together strong (but separately for legal reasons)
- ๐ฎ Power to the HODLers!
*Not actual financial advice. Please don't sue us, we spent our legal budget on NFTs.